BYUMizzou is prepared for the apocalypse. He owns 1,000 acres or something like that, has a wheat grinder, has his own cell tower, and I'm sure I could mooch off of him. TNT would be one less CBer I would realistically have to compete with for the worlds last few living females. And if things get really bad and I had to resort to cannibalism, I would want a fat dude with the maximum amount of flesh to eat.