Post 2 - http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=12724287
Post 3 - http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=12728618

CougarBacker: Hey Cougarboard, the funniest thing ever happened to me. I texted 1280 and really let them have it! It was awesome. Here's how it went down...

Cougarboard: That was supposed to be funny?

Cougarboard: Here are various and sundry memes, gifs, etc. mocking CougarBacker or just providing entertainment for the rest of us.

Cougarboard: Honest question - you really expect us to believe you never listen to 1280 and the one split second you happen to deviate from your established routine and listen you record the whole conversation and post it here garnering support for your actions?

Cougarboard: Smattering of joking responses mingled with a few serious ones.

CougarBacker: I either don't realize my initial joke bombed or I don't care and I am doubling down but let me respond with a few posts letting you all know how much I don't care about 1280 or the responses I am getting, want to further defend my actions, explain why it really was funny, or further dig this hole I am in.

The following day...

CougarBacker: Hey Cougarboard, I realize I really bombed yesterday but let me post a parody poking fun at myself to win you back over. I'll even use phrases like "that's aces!"

Cougarboard: Did our first round of various and sundry memes, gifs, sarcastic responses, sometimes pretty mean responses, etc. not clue you in to the fact that we don't think you're funny?

CougarBacker: No, but now I am going to really double down and show you how much I don't care and get involved in internet tussles of wit with some of you.

Cougarboard: [Sigh] Here is another round of various and sundry memes, gifs, sarcastic responses, sometimes pretty mean responses, etc. We can do this all day if you'd like.

The following day...

CougarBacker: I'm feeling a little too good about myself today, let me post another "funny" on CB and see what happens.

Cougarboard: Well, I guess we did say we can do this all day so here is even another round of various and sundry memes, gifs, sarcastic responses, sometimes pretty mean responses, etc.


Ahh Cougarboard. You serve a great purpose in this world and bring a smile to my face doing it.