Fake an illness, by tomorrow be just barely well enough to go to the family deal

Aug 29, 2014
7:44:18am

SouthernCoug

You will receive pity and be a hero, AND you will get to watch the game alone since no one wants to be around someone who is sick!

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SouthernCoug

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Messages

Author

Time

I need immediate help

coolcats

8/28/14 8:47pm

Your job won't allow it

ldssdl

8/28/14 8:48pm

not safe to drive in open range at dusk or night

JackStack

8/28/14 8:48pm

You already have plans at 5:00. Simple.

jdub

8/28/14 8:49pm

Wife thinks family time does not include football

coolcats

8/28/14 8:49pm

Ask your wife why things that are important to you

jdub

8/28/14 8:52pm

13 x 3.5 = 45.5

Hoosier Coug

8/28/14 8:57pm

Did you talk about this while you were dating? If not I can't feel sorry for ya

blueaussie

8/28/14 8:53pm

She is wonderful overall, but pulled a bit of a bait and switch

coolcats

8/28/14 8:56pm

oh wow, she must be a woman.

TheDeek

8/29/14 8:12am

You must be new to this.

Hoosier Coug

8/28/14 8:53pm

My wife grabs the BYU schedule, and fills games out on the schedule

jdub

8/28/14 8:56pm

Tell your wife you suspect your friends were exposed to Ebola and you just need

Mathlete

8/28/14 8:55pm

but in the OP you said this is with FRIENDS. Not Family.

Schultz is back

8/28/14 10:34pm

BYU football games ARE family time...

Cyclogist

8/29/14 7:48am

Umm, you want to watch the BYU game?

Hoosier Coug

8/28/14 8:49pm

BYU is playing its season opener

Mathlete

8/28/14 8:49pm

I. AM. WATCHING. THE. GAME. PERIOD.

boogers

8/28/14 8:49pm

you have a warrant for your arrest in wayne county

JackStack

8/28/14 8:49pm

Cut your finger to the bone. You'll have to get stitched up in ER, but at least

Crowgar

8/28/14 8:51pm

Oh and cut it while helping your wife with something.

Crowgar

8/28/14 8:53pm

I have a similar situation next week

LiveCoug

8/28/14 8:52pm

You guys really make me crunch with this stuff. Where's your manhood?

CougarBacker

8/28/14 10:50pm

RE: You guys really make me crunch with this stuff. Where's your manhood?

HawkCat

8/29/14 12:56am

Is it really a surprise visit if you know about it?

RockyBalboa

8/29/14 8:33am

Home teaching appointment, Baby.

Samurai Jack

8/28/14 9:01pm

Being of the lineage of the tribe of Zebulun I am forbidden from traveling

Tare

8/28/14 9:03pm

Hosting a BYU game party...

BabyOx

8/28/14 9:05pm

You didn't get this taken care of a long time ago?

Y'zFan

8/28/14 9:08pm

4 days is too many

septicpumper

8/28/14 9:26pm

Since when is watching the BYU game not a good enough reason? SMH.

bengula

8/28/14 9:56pm

Simple. Like Nancy Reagan said. Just say no!

marklar39

8/28/14 9:59pm

I should probably mention...

marklar39

8/28/14 10:13pm

One problem with your logic...

PolarisPrime

8/28/14 10:22pm

The fact that BYU plays at 5 tomorrow should be all the excuse you need

CougarBacker

8/28/14 10:48pm

There are 365 days in a year, 12 of them are reserved.

cougarnerd

8/28/14 11:45pm

"We'll see you there on Saturday...."

Thrill

8/29/14 12:37am

you have already failed as a fan

Bleeding Blue

8/29/14 12:49am

The bishop wants to meet with you and your wife at 6:00

Cyclogist

8/29/14 7:26am

Hire one of the deacons down the street to slash your tires at 4:45

Cyclogist

8/29/14 7:28am

Take your car to the auto shop

PJMort

8/29/14 7:38am

Fake an illness, by tomorrow be just barely well enough to go to the family deal

SouthernCoug

8/29/14 7:44am

Can you watch on your phone or stream the audio on the way there?

Justinodhan

8/29/14 9:38am

It is illegal to watch your phone and drive at the same time.

kjjson

8/29/14 10:11am

Does he have to drive?

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