Unfortunatly at BYU they dont teach the yewts to not pee on their hands

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Aug 29, 2014
9:53:33am

touchdownbyu

Unfortunatly at BYU they dont teach the yewts to not pee on their hands

and they touch EVERYTHING...

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So, a Coug and a Yewt are standing at the urinal

Tank's Dad

8/29/14 9:00am

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Avery

8/29/14 9:01am

wait, you've already got the joke wrong. A yewt is standing at a urinal?

zonacougar

8/29/14 9:01am

Yeah, but do you really want to shake the BYU guy's hand?

Smack

8/29/14 9:01am

Well now that I know they don't wash...

Tokolosh

8/29/14 9:08am

Hey good one! High Five!

icecougar

8/29/14 12:44pm

"jokes that i stopped telling after 3rd grade" for $400 alex

nashty

8/29/14 9:01am

RE: "jokes that i stopped telling after 3rd grade" for $400 alex

Tank's Dad

8/29/14 9:07am

RE: So, a Coug and a Yewt are standing at the urinal

foofcoug

8/29/14 9:01am

Etiquette fail. you can't talk to someone at a different station than you.

SpiffCoug

8/29/14 9:02am

You mean you only talk when sharing the same urinal? You must be a Yewt! TIC

TeeKaa

8/29/14 9:14am

Taught to wash their hands? Using words as big as 'urinate'?

8/29/14 9:03am

:|

8/29/14 9:05am

Yewt was there to get a drink, right?

8/29/14 9:08am

So um, how did he hold the hose? He still needs to wash.

bengula

8/29/14 9:15am

Unfortunatly at BYU they dont teach the yewts to not pee on their hands

8/29/14 9:53am

Yeaaaaaaaaaaa... That one doesn't work for me.

IceBlue

8/29/14 9:59am

Being taught how to pee in college, huh? Neither school sounds good.

CBislife_rstjstdetls

8/29/14 10:13am

RE: So, a Coug and a Yewt are standing at the urinal

Dodger

8/29/14 10:30am

I hate this joke. Nothing personal.

Ham

8/29/14 10:43am

I never know whether to tip in that situation.

Wagon

8/29/14 11:07am

A fair question...

AZcoug18

8/29/14 1:30pm

Old Air Force/Navy joke.

SLCougar

8/29/14 11:21am

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ArcticKat

8/29/14 11:29am

What do ute co-eds and pennies at the bottom of the urinal have in common?

SoValleyCOUG

8/29/14 11:39am

They aren't worth a dime?

bengula

8/29/14 1:02pm

RE: So, a Coug and a Yewt are standing at the urinal

Flyski

8/29/14 12:40pm

I wee on my hand purposefully. Then shake the hands of utes in my neighborhood.

ToThineOwnSelfBeBlue

8/29/14 1:36pm

so they're both kind of gross

8/29/14 2:50pm

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