Highlights from browsing the Shaggy'sBored "Mormons vs uconn" game thread.

Lots of ESPiN hyperbole to build up this game.
          ~The Mormon playbook is polyamorous...

BYU Vs UConn has to be the whitest game evar! 

Top two QBS suspended? Anyone know how long?
          ~Cornerbacks. Suspended now so they can play against Texas. Love the idiot color guy "sometimes you have to enforce those rules". 

Taysom is still illusive as [a verb]
          ~I was hoping to never see Jason Hill again 

I don't know if any of you appreciate the incredible insight that Danny Kanell is providing.

Uconn must have Diaz consulting for them

I think it's going to be a much tougher game than most around here seem to think.
          ~Oh, I think it will be tough. I just am not gonna get all doomsday because they dominated UConn
          ~We should just say [shoot] and invite BYU. Great hiking and another partner for BU when the Big 12 inevitably collapses.

Are these NFL refs in disguise calling the game?
          ~Payoff is too small...no
          ~Looks like a Cowboys/Raiders game.
          ~The ref looks a lot like Vince Carter

I didn't know Mormons could have tattoos.
          ~BYU should be up 28-0 already.
          ~Tattoos are spiritually wearing them down..

Oh I am really loving the dog face above the [UConn] face mask.... On second thought, I just saw uconn cheerleaders, might be an homage. Ooooooo artsy.
          ~There must be some correlation between ugly helmets and not being able to play the football very well. Boise St. had those chromed out facemasks last night, too.
          ~BYU still has some fantastic uniforms.

Arrested Development jokes by the commentator?

Can you imagine letting BYU come into your house and slap you around to a 14-0 lead?

This is a better look at a good byu team. Much better than that soggy field sorry spin your wheels game at Virginia last year
          ~BYU Defense looks pretty salty. Solid tackling, good tight coverage, hurry-up gets (-2). Other than the penalties (there's another PF), they've looked the part.
          ~Yep. Solid film for Strong.

Taysom Hill reminds me of Colt. I wish we had him.
          ~Hill looks like he hasnt missed a step
          ~Or a knee brace

Can't tell if I should be concerned because I know uconn sucks
          ~UCONN looks like one of those fat, slow Notre Dame teams.
          ~Good blocking by their receivers. BYU is a good looking football team.
          ~I mean they arent going to be an easy win, we knew that though

I think our RBs are going to have a good game against these guys

UCONN's new coach is trying to out Kliff Kliff.

[Darnit Moon Moon!
Move the ball - Check
Get to the redzone - Check
Bring in cold QB - Check
Fake FG fail - Check]

Solid run by the lead mormon. Ready for Reed/Hicks to put dirt in his mouth
          ~The Taysom Hill - Colt McCoy comparisons are looking pretty apt right now.
          ~Strong is watching and laughing. His 5am run will be a debate on how to inflict pain on T Hill, quickly or slowly.

BYU looks like a good challenge for us.