the guys who watched the game on DVR after the fact. One of the guys who will let his wife schedule over top of BYU games. I want to watch every second because I expect magic to happen. I want to see Detmer beat Miami every week. I want to see Collie 4:18 every game. I want to see Beck to Harline. I want to see George running and giving my daughter, who is single and at BYU and loves BYU football probably more than I do, a high five as we scream with joy. I want to see Hill run all over Texas. And I guess I just don't want those things, I expect those things. That's why I'm a rabid fan, and that's why I keep coming back every game. I attended all the Crowton era home games. It was like a dagger through the heart to see sunshine beat is silly. It was painful to hear that our coach wanted to win by 9 instead of 3. But I kept coming back so I could see a yewt fan in a Santa costume put his hands on his head in disbelief when Harline caught that pass, while some guy was screaming like a little girl in the press box. I won't "be real" ever, and that's the way I like it.