Roger Goodell is telling us to trust Roger Goodell because Roger Goodell is the only one who can fix this mess created by Roger Goodell.

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 19, 2014

Here's what I have learned so far - I'd feel better if Rachel Nichols was the NFL commissioner.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) September 19, 2014

Robot Goodell.

— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) September 19, 2014

Goodell sounds like he's taking credit for increase in the hotline calls for domestic violence. get what he's saying but be careful on tone

— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) September 19, 2014

It's always inspiring when someone robotically says "you know I feel passionately..." as he's glancing down to read his speech.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) September 19, 2014

If Roger Goodell’s just bringing in outside experts to tell him what to change and how to do things differently, what purpose does he serve?

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) September 19, 2014