....I am a former player. It's not rocket science. Sorry it's creepy to you I am a former (obscure) walk-on and technically a part of the BYU football family. Maybe THAT'S why I seem to be around the team quite a bit. Like dozens and dozens of other alums who live along the Wasatch front.

OTOH, there are a few people on this thread who enjoyed hearing this story, so I am encouraged to continue sharing experiences here occasionally for their sake and will ignore the trollish types and haters.