I wasn't trying to rattle your cage, honest. If you felt like I was putting you on the defensive, I sincerely apologize.
Here's the deal: if I'm the kid in question here, I get a real kick out of this post, and then move on and really don't think twice about it... If I'm a family member or friend of this kid I probably print this out and rib him about it.
I've always said don't sweat the little things, find humor in all situations, and never care what other people say about you.
Having said all that, I do realize that others have different levels of sensitivity towards words and I am honestly very sorry if you were offended. Not my intention.