Our team has been irrelevant for quite some time. I can't even argue with my Ute friends anymore. We have no significant accomplishments in any recent seasons. We go bowling every year, but we play opponents that no one cares to even watch. And this won't change.

Bronco is an awful coach, but he won't get ousted without losing seasons. Since we play the whale cap of college football, we'll get to six wins every season. We keep sliding further and further behind the Yewts, and I hate seeing their success. Utah State is better off than us. Why the heck are we independent?

This program worries me. People can blame this all on Taysom and other key injuries, but our defense is one of the worst in the country.

Pull me away from the edge. Or push me off.