My Account
Sign up, and you'll be able to customize your font size and more!
Sign up
Report problem with this ad
Start a related thread
Start a related poll
Reply via Boardmail
Nov 20, 2014
8:56
:36
am
Dread Pirate Westley
Sorry about my appearance, my skinny jeans are still in the dryer.
Start a related thread
Start a related poll
Reply via Boardmail
Report problem with this ad
Dread Pirate Westley
Bio page
Dread Pirate Westley
Joined
Aug 23, 2013
Last login
Oct 10, 2021
Total posts
14,497 (637 FO)
Report problem with this ad
Messages
Author
Time
What one sentence could stop a first date in its tracks?
sethj250
11/20/14 8:49am
"Allow me to tell you about an exciting new opportunity!"
sethj250
11/20/14 8:49am
TNT has lots of grit and experience with this one
TNT
11/20/14 8:49am
How do you feel about polygamy?
BYUBandfan
11/20/14 8:50am
I spend all of my free time on CougarBoard.
cucciolo25
11/20/14 8:51am
"Before we begin, how about a word of prayer?"
chago04
11/20/14 8:51am
LOL...sad to say that actually has happened to me.
RockyBalboa
11/20/14 8:53am
Whoa. Heavy
TNT
11/20/14 8:54am
Most of them are.
Nathanael Greene
11/20/14 8:57am
Not a big fan of Mormon 35+ dating either.
LaserCoug
11/20/14 9:02am
Wanna see pictures of my kids?
Blueto
11/20/14 8:54am
Wanna see pictures of my neighbor's kids?
garyfan
11/20/14 9:04am
Wanna see pictures of our future kids?
Biyamiti
11/21/14 2:29pm
Do you mind if we stop by the pharmacy, I need to pick up a prescription...
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 8:54am
...because apparently I urinate too frequently.
Seito107
11/20/14 9:30am
You could stop at 5 or 6 stores, or just 1.
Coug Eastwood
11/20/14 8:55am
I still can't figure out what those videos were all about. Nightmares last night
cucciolo25
11/20/14 8:57am
<< Deleted >>
cucciolo25
11/20/14 8:58am
My neighbors think 50 cats is too many, what do you think?
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 8:55am
God told me I am supposed to marry you
ByuImaginesDragons
11/20/14 8:56am
How many people do you know that had this happen to them at BYU?
crack
11/20/14 8:59am
Ivr heard of it happening. Maybe not after the first date always, but that line
ByuImaginesDragons
11/20/14 9:00am
For sure.
crack
11/20/14 9:10am
It happened a lot in my older siblings' generation - basically the 80s - early
BigD Coug
11/20/14 9:10am
For some reason Brazilian girls like to use this one
Oompabluepaw
11/20/14 9:06am
Story about this...
BluebloodOR
11/20/14 12:47pm
My mom will pick us up at 11 so we can get back home before the HG goes to sleep
pegushin
11/20/14 1:49pm
Sorry about my appearance, my skinny jeans are still in the dryer.
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 8:56am
"What's your feeling on Bill Cosby's situation?"
El Fuego
11/20/14 8:56am
That is the hugest mole I have ever seen.
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 8:57am
I had another date tonight, do you mind if he joins?
Solomon Levi
11/20/14 8:57am
Oh, that's my mom. I have to take this call.
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 8:58am
Apparently it's not contagious.
cucciolo25
11/20/14 8:58am
"Yes, Michael Phelps. I used to be a man."
BW84
11/20/14 8:59am
Why aren't you married yet?
Biyamiti
11/20/14 8:59am
Come on, we all ask that question in one form or another?
LaserCoug
11/20/14 9:02am
I left my box of wine in the trunk of my car, let me go grab it....
RockyBalboa
11/20/14 9:01am
Cooking wine?
TNT
11/20/14 9:03am
LOL, no. Apparently she had been imbibing before our date
RockyBalboa
11/20/14 9:07am
Come on Paul Harvey, tell us the rest of the story!
Cosmo Kramer
11/20/14 9:09am
My second ex-husband used to drug me and had me commited to a mental hospital
LaserCoug
11/20/14 9:04am
There are some pieces of info that should be saved for a 2nd date
BYUBandfan
11/20/14 10:18am
Or later.
LaserCoug
11/20/14 10:36am
No way. Sooner is much better than later.
CrackerJack
11/20/14 12:33pm
For my sake, I'm glad she told me then. For her sake, she should probably wait
LaserCoug
11/20/14 12:57pm
Hello my name is TNT
Chester Copperpot
11/20/14 9:07am
My divorce should be final in a few weeks.
crack
11/20/14 9:08am
did you see this on reddit today?
El Joffrey
11/20/14 9:14am
I'm the biggest Ute fan...
cypresstx
11/20/14 9:19am
Can I bring my sister and brother in law on the date?
El Joffrey
11/20/14 9:21am
MMMM...your deoderant smells nice
HiLife
11/20/14 9:46am
"No, seriously. Living on a compound with other female Church members is cool!"
gaspasscoug
11/20/14 10:14am
I killed a man once
WDaddy
11/20/14 10:32am
"So at the Ute game a few weeks ago I really had to go to the bathroom..."
Flyski
11/20/14 11:02am
We've got chemistry. Do you feel it?
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 11:06am
I felt it!
stirmac
11/20/14 12:13pm
Alright, Janice!
Dread Pirate Westley
11/20/14 12:15pm
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it
socorny
11/20/14 1:42pm
What's your definition of "addicted"?
davevine
11/21/14 2:12pm
I need to call my probation officer before we leave.
Squeegee
11/21/14 5:02pm
Report problem with this ad
Posting on CougarBoard
In order to post, you will need to either
sign up
or
log in
.
Report problem with this ad
