I am a Utah Man, sir, and I smoke plenty of green,
Our gang it is the jolliest that you have ever seen.
Our coeds are the easiest and each one's a brazen wh__re,
Our yell, you'll hear it ringing through Burger Kings front door!
Who am I, sir,
A Yewt Man am I!
A Yewt Man, sir,
Please don’t make me cry.
Ki-yi!
We're not to tough, we always sluff, we're game for any loss.
Another gang of college men are bound to be our boss.
So fill your lungs, hold it in, then blow it to the sky,
We'll fight for dear old crimson for a Yewt Man am I!
Ki-yi!

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"There's a million fine women in the world man, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. " - Silent Bob, Clerks