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Nov 26, 2014
10:44:53am

Illegal Jimmergrant

"I enhance my natural beauty by applying so many layers of makeup that I am

literally unrecognizable without it."

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Illegal Jimmergrant

Previous username: BYUSUofO
New username: SPORTS
Bio page: Illegal Jimmergrant
Joined: Dec 23, 2010
Last login: Dec 20, 2014
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Messages

Author

Time

Has this LDS MLM made the rounds on social media for you?

Zoobie

11/26/14 9:58am

Sorry, I couldn't get through the first minute.

rockhound

11/26/14 10:02am

I think the co-founder could use some more makeup

mudpupper

11/26/14 10:02am

Why more makeup...she is wearing enough for 3 strippers?

HiLife

11/26/14 10:14am

wow that is great stuff

lukeskywalker

11/26/14 10:02am

hahahahahaha, don't tear up my man

palangi

11/26/14 10:04am

Not. Every. Word. Deserves. A. Dramatic. Pause.

BluePete

11/26/14 10:06am

William Shatner and David Caruso disagree

11/26/14 11:30am

Bearing a business-imony.

JoeMamaBesser

11/26/14 10:07am

Words of a profit.

PGVikingDad

11/26/14 10:15am

Sign me up...their sincerity touched me!

HiLife

11/26/14 10:11am

Me too that was awesome

johnnybyu

11/26/14 10:12am

Holy crap, that was ridiculous. Awesome.

PGVikingDad

11/26/14 10:17am

Empower (verb) : tag word overused by many organizations to say they

molodyets

11/26/14 10:20am

This has to be a Studio C skit. That dude seems very familiar to me... hmmmm

El Fuego

11/26/14 10:23am

The video is contradictory. They say they want to empower and uplift women

CrackerJack

11/26/14 10:32am

Exactly. THat is why it is so so funny.

lawboy

11/26/14 10:34am

"I enhance my natural beauty by applying so many layers of makeup that I am

Illegal Jimmergrant

11/26/14 10:44am

Better opening line: We're Younique and we want to take advantage of LDS women

Gotnotact

11/26/14 10:45am

Why didn't you warn me to get my tissues ready? You didn't empower me

SaturdaySpecialDay

11/26/14 10:46am

So his sister's middle name is "cofounder"?

carlstud

11/26/14 10:51am

Wow...I know this family.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/26/14 10:56am

Do they make money at this MLM?

Heinz57

11/26/14 11:23am

I know their parents and a few extended family members. No idea how the business

Dread Pirate Westley

11/26/14 11:43am

We want to empower naturally beautiful women by covering them in makeup and

mudpupper

11/26/14 11:06am

Hard to believe that isn't satire. His fake emotional breakdown is incredible.

k-ace

11/26/14 11:10am

I think he really believes that, hence that emotion

Heinz57

11/26/14 11:26am

Of course I could be wrong, but it looked extremely staged.

k-ace

11/26/14 11:42am

It's a pre-recorded message, so yep, staged. They kept his weeping in the final

PGVikingDad

11/26/14 1:03pm

Excellent choice Derek and I agree.

Heinz57

11/26/14 11:25am

gag

goose

11/26/14 11:27am

so awesome on so many levels.

pellegrino

11/26/14 2:18pm

This can't be an LDS MLM. One of the models is wearing a tank top.

Ragnar Danneskjold

11/26/14 2:25pm

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