My Diet Dr Pepper would nix the deal.
And, my language during BYU football games (mostly just the last 4 years) would also get me bounced.
Throw in the home schooling (we home schooled some of our kids) sure add to the mix to make this family and mormons look a tad weird.
But, in the end, they sure had a good impact on those two kids. I doubt i'd have been as successful.