out of those applicants, I would choose Greg Miller.
Miller "coached successful back-to-back Division I National Champions on the Playstation in 1995 and 1996, respectively." Also he gets along with all types of diverse ethnic groups including "persons from Minnesota." He also gets in message board debates about the BCS.
His resume starts with the sentence, "Hi, my name is Greg. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." It worked for Costanza.
As long as he doesn't try to ice the kicker on PAT with a minute left in the game then he's an upgrade from Bronco.