if you'll show up to the game on April 22nd, sit behind the USU dugout, and heckle this idiot for the whole game. I'm sure we can get a few Hot & Ready's for you as well. I bet we could pay for your gas to make the trip up to logan for the game up there.
http://byucougars.com/w-softball/event/2015/utah-state-0
*sorry to link to my own post if that is considered uncouth