and Epileptic Beagle to allow me to stay over at their homes for one night. One night at each. Then after a long day of clean living and a steady diet of beets, asparagus and copious amounts of fluid I would politely request the opportunity to cleanse myself in their lavatory. While in the shower I would simply urinate all over everything. Just absolutely everywhere. One big pee-pee party. It would be glorious.