I have a child that needs watching this Saturday and Sunday. Diaper needs to be changed before and after naps, and we've got food for the baby. As payment you can watch TV for free! I've got a big TV and basic cable -- you can watch all the network TV shows you want and I'll pay the cable bill for you. You're welcome to eat as much of our food storage food as you'd like. You'll need to provide transportation to and from our place, plus your own grain mill.

Tl;dr: Free babysitting opportunity!

Tim