has always been on the heavy side. A few months ago we had a lunch catered by our company so most of us sat in the conference room and chatted while we ate. I had been thinking that this secretary was looking bigger than usual but just thought maybe she was gaining weight. Well I noticed out of the corner of my eye during this lunch that she kept leaning back and rubbing her belly. I thought this was very strange, but maybe she just really enjoyed her meal.

I went home and told my wife how strange this all was, but just brushed it off. I found out a few days later she was pregnant, but NO WAY was I going to throw that question out there on my own.