My wife and I are having an argument about where to put it. I want to put it in the front yard because it's the door we use the most and there's a bathroom right inside the door. The entryway and hallway to the front door is linoleum, so it would be easy to clean up as we're going in and out with wet swimsuits. It makes all the sense in the world.

My wife, on the other hand, wants it in the back yard so there's more privacy. She also thinks it would be annoying/inconvenient to have the headlights from passing cars shining on you if you use it at night

Who is right. My wife or myself?