Truth. Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.

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Apr 1, 2015
3:48:31pm

dilbert

Truth. Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.

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dilbert

Bio page: dilbert
Joined: Oct 4, 2004
Last login: Apr 27, 2024
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I've decided to get a hot tub with my tax refund check

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:07pm

Wife. Who needs quick access to a bathroom when you have a hot tub?

Ragnar Danneskjold

4/1/15 3:09pm

There are some things you dont want to even contemplate doing in a hot tub..,

4/1/15 3:10pm

Oh come on. It's chlorinated.

Ragnar Danneskjold

4/1/15 3:12pm

Do hot tubs come with filtration systems to, you know, filter out larger

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:14pm

Larger particles? Isn't that what the mesh swimsuit liner is for?

Ragnar Danneskjold

4/1/15 3:15pm

I saw that in K-mart one time when I was looking at swimming shorts

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:18pm

Iron a BYU patch onto one of the legs and you're golden.

SuperTank

4/1/15 7:32pm

RE: Oh come on. It's chlorinated.

4/1/15 3:14pm

Your wife is right

MrF

4/1/15 3:10pm

How do I say this politely... Go private you won't regret the options.

4/1/15 3:50pm

Backyard, you won't be worried about kids getting in it as much.

4/1/15 3:11pm

If the neighbor kids try to get in it, I'll just set the dogs loose on them

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:13pm

Back yard for sure. You aren't fooling us with the swimsuit talk.

Born2Fish

4/1/15 3:12pm

There's only 1 good reason for adults to have a hot tub without a pool.

Lance71

4/1/15 3:14pm

Truth. Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.

dilbert

4/1/15 3:48pm

Who puts a hot tub in their front yard?

slowhiteguy

4/1/15 3:12pm

Wife. And it's not even close. Convenience is irrelevant. Privacy trumps all.

BarraCouga

4/1/15 3:14pm

What if I want to lean in really close to my wife to show off my smoothness

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:16pm

Is this you and your wife?

4/1/15 3:30pm

This argument is like what happened to my old man when he wanted to install a

4/1/15 3:16pm

But then you eliminate the possibility of some rando passing by and wanting to

Shimmy

4/1/15 3:18pm

Yes, show her who is boss.

slowhiteguy

4/1/15 3:22pm

wow.

Belboz

4/1/15 3:22pm

And he hits for the cycle...

workinglate

4/1/15 3:23pm

no offense, but your wife sounds dumb. backyard makes no sense.

Belboz

4/1/15 3:15pm

Super easy answer.

Malathion

4/1/15 3:16pm

Neither... curbside is the only option, preferably next to the mailbox for easy

Yakov

4/1/15 3:19pm

Finally a helpful response. I'm going to pass this along to my wife.

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:20pm

I didn't know the right answer, but I knew the backyard was the wrong one.

Belboz

4/1/15 3:26pm

I can only imagine the impromptu social gatherings that would result.

jonnnylingo

4/1/15 3:51pm

Have you considered the roof? Can you imagine the view while you relax?

KingDave

4/1/15 3:22pm

I hadn't thought about that. I might have to throw some 2x4s up to prop up the

BYUMizzou

4/1/15 3:24pm

Wife...

Heinz57

4/1/15 3:31pm

Your wife is right, and it's not even close

Biyamiti

4/1/15 3:36pm

By "put it" you mean park it, right?

Gustav

4/1/15 3:45pm

Your wife wants privacy.

Alister Mackenzie

4/1/15 4:07pm

Boardmail James Brown

4/1/15 4:27pm

This might be risque, but, would you not benefit from your wife's

4/1/15 4:28pm

Main reason to have it in the back yard right there!!!!!!!!

4/2/15 12:31pm

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macaroni

4/1/15 4:53pm

Listen to your wife. I hope your other ideas are better than this.

AF Cougar

4/1/15 4:54pm

Backyard no argument at all PRIVACY!!

BYU Grounds

4/2/15 1:40pm

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