I would do several things:

1. There would be a spring break, and it would be over the week of the WCC tournament in Vegas.
   
   
2. Neatly-trimmed beards would be allowed. I get the image thing... but neatly-trimmed beards are infinitely better than gross mustaches.
   
   
3. George Randals would be on tap in the Cougareat. Which means the caffeine ban would be gone. 
   
   
4. The band would be replaced in major sports arenas by a DJ that mixed all the music live (band, I love you guys. This would just be dope).
   
   
5. They'd build a 5-story parking garage by the Brick Oven.
   
   
6. The ROC would be allowed tents outside of football games.
   
   
7. I'd buy all the houses behind LES and tear them down. No need to put anything there, just get rid of the sound-ordinance whiners. We could add speakers in the south end zone, actually have parties with music (sigh).
   
   
8. The testing center would give you a free cupcake as you leave, because hey, who doesn't like cupcakes?
   
   
9. I'd make a BYU-only tinder app that everyone has to download.
   
   
10. There'd be a break room in the library with Xboxes. 
    
    
    What am I missing?