REMEMBER ,"I said NO!"
Dave McCann- "Last night an open BYU fan/Utah Student was drowned in beer by several drunk, Pac-12 flag waiving, pirate clad Utah fan's. After the alleged attack, the attackers proceeded on to the Hogle Zoo where they removed their pirate costumes, put down their Pac-12 flags and blended in with the rest of the primates who reside there. No word from yet from Police if this is being considered a homicide or an unfortunate animal attack."
*Note, Dave McCann has not actually said this yet.
(TIC)