10 year old daughter: "why are boys so obsessed with violence?"
9 year old son: "so we are prepared for the zombie apocalypse"
Daughter: "that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard"
Son: "well at least i won't have to waste any of my bullets protecting you"
Daughter: "you don't even own a gun!!"
5 minutes later
Son: "dad. I need a gun"