the know (who would not need clues or at least not very many)
As a Dodger fan as far back as the days of summer in Brooklyn, I knew your post was wrong but couldn't tell if you knew that. Actually I would say I am a former Dodger fan because I don't follow baseball any more and had no idea who the pitchers we're in your post.
And I really couldn't tell if your post was serious. ....maybe that is on me but it sure wasn't clear.