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May 5, 2015
11:25:38am
CDV
If you ever get the chance, read up on Martin Luther's descriptions of
his struggles with the devil while on the pot. He had visions where he would actually see the devil and would fight with the devil by throwing excrement at each other. His language describing the excrement was explicit, vulgar and hilarious.

When he was arguing with the goofball monk who was selling indulgences in his area (which caused him to post his famous grievances on the door of the church), he would talk about how the monk was part of the devil's excrement and how he (Martin Luther) was going to shove the devil into his own excrement.

Our word for excrement which has become a four letter word comes from the German word for excrement which Martin Luther would shout at the devil.

I suggested to the ward that I would do a reading of Martin Luther's battles with the devil in the original German for our ward talent show. No one took me up on it. I think i would have killed it.

Who can't appreciate a good joke about the Schitts and their creek?
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