I get annoyed when I got to Petsmart and they refer to pet owners as parents.

May 5, 2015
1:59:13pm

Texas Hammer

Last time I checked, my wife gave birth to our kids, which I helped conceive. The same does not hold true for our dog or our cat.

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Texas Hammer

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Just overheard in my office by the dog mom down the row from me:

Texas Hammer

5/5/15 11:45am

Why was the husband letting the dog lick his anal glands?

Mister P

5/5/15 11:46am

that's how I read it, too. lol.

hxmCougar2000

5/5/15 11:48am

Is there any other way to read it?

Bert609

5/5/15 11:51am

The ambiguous pronouns in that overheard conversation are what make it great.

Linescratcher

5/5/15 11:46am

I hope her husband will be ok! Send our prayers.

JOPE

5/5/15 11:47am

How about a "Go Fund Me" page?

jaredm

5/5/15 12:16pm

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Mall Santa

5/5/15 11:47am

and the you thought "lets go ahead and share it with the rest of CB at 12 PM..."

tarzan15

5/5/15 11:48am

I hope CB code doesn't start changing my ads to reflect this post

franklyvulgar

5/5/15 11:58am

When I was having trouble with butt licking

Choke

5/5/15 11:59am

I can not stand it when people say that there dogs are their kids!!

Ycrazy

5/5/15 1:26pm

I am yet to find a kennel that you can dump your kids at for a week while you

Ycrazy

5/5/15 1:28pm

I get annoyed when I got to Petsmart and they refer to pet owners as parents.

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