makes geographical sense (even though it would never actually happen):

PAC 12
NORTH:
Washington
Washington State
Oregon
Oregon State
Cal
Stanford

SOUTH:
BYU
Utah
Arizona
Arizona State
USC
UCLA


Big 12:
NORTH:
Kansas
Kansas State
Nebraska
Arkansas
Oklahoma
Oklahoma State

SOUTH:
Colorado
Texas Tech
TCU
Texas
Baylor
Texas A&M


BIG TEN:
WEST:
Minnesota
Iowa
Iowa State
Missouri
Wisconsin
Northwestern
Illinois

EAST:
Michigan
Michigan State
Indiana
Notre Dame
Purdue
Louisville
Kentucky


SEC
EAST:
Florida
Florida State
Miami
Georgia
Georgia Tech
South Carolina
Clemson

WEST:
Alabama
Auburn
Ole Miss
Mississippi State
LSU
Tennessee
Vanderbilt


ACC:
NORTH:
Boston College
Rutgers
Syracuse
Pittsburgh
Penn State
Ohio State
West Virginia

SOUTH:
Maryland
Virginia
Virginia Tech
North Carolina
NC State
Duke
Wake Forest