If you go to LES, you will end up sitting next to a 27-32 year old on a first date who is desperate to get married. You will have to endure their painful conversation about how he could have gone to school anywhere and wonders what his life would be like if he would have attended ____ university with his high school buddies.

The night will end with him dancing along to Journey songs that he has never heard of, all the while you are quoting Dave Chappelle in your head, "Come on dawg, you hittin my elbows."