If I were told that the only way BYU would ever get into the Big 12 is if I acted like a Ute and covered my car in Big 12 stickers, got personalized Big 12 license plates, hung a blue and white Big 12 flag at my house, from my office, and from my car, shaved a Big 12 logo into my hair, got a Big 12 logo tattooed on my yewt, and otherwise acted the fool, I'd do it.