use a Kleenex® to wipe the sweat off your forehead, and Chap Stick® to keep your lips from getting chapped. Then, when you get to your Zamboni®-driving job, take some Scotch® tape, grab a Sharpie®, and write your name on the Tupperware® that holds your lunch. That will make sure no one eats that delicious Crock Pot® meal your wife made. If you get bit by a poisonous insect, use an X-Acto® knife to cut out the poision, then put on a Band-Aid® and put a Popsicle® on it to numb it. Be sure to leave a note for medical responders, you can use a Post-it®. After riding your Rollerblades® home, use a Q-Tip® for personal hygiene purposes, and go to sleep on a nice layer of Bubble Wrap®.

Did I do it right? I had to Google® a couple of them.