skill (or at least concentration) to incorporate so many straw men so tightly into so few words.

As a rebuttal, please see D&C 88:78-79 and 118. Verse 118 literally instructs, "seek out of the best books words of wisdom." Verse 79 suggests studying up on "wars and perplexities of nations." The church doesn't just encourage people to gain worldly and artistic knowledge, it literally operates many museums, libraries, universities, a television station and sponsors one of the most well-renowned and respected choirs on the planet.

Finally, I note that sunday school takes less than an hour out of a typical 168-hour week.

So even from me, a regular guy who owns a few rated R movies, I award you no points.