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I Ben Criddle do solemnly swear to try my best to never prolong a tease ever again or to try to keep listeners tuned in for yet another one of our segments by withholding valuable and deserved information to the Cougar Fans. Said information, if teased, should be disseminated with the utmost haste, without vacillation within the show it was teased.

Furthermore, we'll endeavor to execute at a much higher level and elevate our subpar Twitter game. We shan't use quotes without proper citation I can promise you that.

Your local wannabe radio host and humble servant,

Criddler