Boardmail is the only form of communication I'm allowed by cougarboard. I wish it wasn't like that, but heavy-handed censorship is how y'all roll. The vast majority of posters won't be able to see this post, either.

Here is the boardmail that has you worked into a foaming rage:

"You are comparing apples to oranges. You have to keep in mind that South Carolina and Clemson are both P5 programs, whereas only Utah is in this case. If BYU-Provo joins a P5 conference, it would change things considerably."