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Aug 27, 2015
9:18:40pm
Funny story a coworker told me:
Last week one of the departments in my company had J-DAWGS cater lunch for everybody in the company as part of a new program they're rolling out. They had J-DAWGS cook and serve the food just outside our building.

We also happen to share a building with the IRS, so to some it may have appeared that the IRS was having a J-Dawg lunch. Anyways, in the middle of our catered lunch a guy walks up and says "Hey! I just paid my taxes today! I'd like a J-Dawg!" and picks up a plate. My friend, who is on the team that was sponsoring our lunch, says "This is actually a company lunch. I'm sorry but we can't share with you."

The new tax payer, looking dejected, says "Ah man. We're all brothers and sisters here. Can we just share?"

My friend again: "Nope. Sorry about that."

Even more dejected, our new friend says "Well can I at least have a cookie?"

My friend: "I wish you could."

Guy takes the cookie anyways and walks away.
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