According to informal Cougarboard polls, the local "unbiased" talent ranks as follows:
1. Tim Montemayor
2. Kyle Gunther
3. Ben Anderson
4. David James
5. Hans Olsen
6. Jake Scott
7. Spencer Checketts
8. Tony Parks
9. Patrick Kinehan
10. Gordon Monson
11. Scott Garrard
Congratulations, idiots. You all suck.