They are so over-the-top hyped-up on red pills that when I caution them that Travis Wilson is a cause for concern, it seems like they get personally offended.

I think they'll beat Michigan tonight, but my goodness, they need to calm down. I'm genuinely concerned that a murder might happen on the field after the game if they lose to the Wolverines.

I'll be rooting for Michigan tonight, of course, and most importantly for the Cougars on Saturday.