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Sep 4, 2015
1:30:27pm

mulletYno

You haven't gotten yourself out of a box yet. How do you outsmart woman?

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mulletYno

Previous username: mulletino
New username: mulletino
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Joined: Feb 21, 2002
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How do I get my wife to agree to get cable/satellite so I can watch the games?

aman

9/4/15 12:59pm

Sling

WDaddy

9/4/15 12:59pm

Shot?

TNT

9/4/15 1:00pm

Yes sling poop at her.

The Board Idiot

9/4/15 1:00pm

^^ viable option. sling her up against a radiator and order the cable

BlueFrog

9/4/15 1:00pm

Slingin rock. Make a few bucks to pay for cable

WDaddy

9/4/15 1:02pm

Sling is how I did it... they have HGTV included

CasualFan

9/4/15 1:41pm

1 -- Detach vice grips 2 -- Order cable/satellite

mulletYno

9/4/15 1:00pm

show her that you're aman and just order it

DapperDan

9/4/15 1:01pm

Isn't he the SUU QB?

Crush4

9/4/15 1:07pm

Cougar_chick1 is having a party...

Heinz57

9/4/15 1:02pm

TNT would suggest outsmarting her but he has no idea how to do that

TNT

9/4/15 1:02pm

Tomorrow you can likely get the game with a digital antenna

jdub

9/4/15 1:03pm

Yeah, I'm more worried about the future games and the lack of DVR

aman

9/4/15 1:06pm

Ironic name choice.

kccougar

9/4/15 1:04pm

that hurt....

aman

9/4/15 1:07pm

Wait 34 years until all of the kids are gone, married and out of the house like

Zenoch

9/4/15 1:10pm

RE: Wait 34 years until all of the kids are gone, married and out of the house

DapperDan

9/4/15 1:19pm

For some reason I can't see this response. Says "Invalid Message"

Zenoch

9/4/15 1:24pm

A lot of people think DapperDan's messages are invalid

TN_Coug

9/4/15 1:53pm

Ouch. Interesting set up there.

goose

9/4/15 1:42pm

Yeah. She caught me in a moment of weakness early in our marriage when I agreed

Zenoch

9/4/15 1:49pm

Sling is solid. Embrace buffering. And you will miss a few games.

CougarinOZ

9/4/15 1:56pm

I remind my husband again and again how lucky he is that I love sports!

Wear Blue

9/4/15 11:47pm

Be the master of your domain and exert your husbandly authority.

Eggguy

9/4/15 1:11pm

husband or not, no means no.

Belboz

9/4/15 2:09pm

Tell her she "will get some" after every game this year.

Dangerous

9/4/15 1:14pm

10 minutes ago I just said to my wife "we are getting cable for college football

Slim

9/4/15 1:14pm

This can't be real

TNT

9/4/15 1:26pm

10 minutes ago my wife said "I want the entire family to try out for a church..

Cthack1

9/4/15 3:24pm

Spin it as a way to get cupcake wars

coolcats

9/4/15 1:19pm

I told her I was getting the Roku so we could watch General Conference...

Fdnman

9/4/15 1:25pm

This goes back to the outsmarting thing. TNT wishes he was better at that

TNT

9/4/15 1:27pm

You haven't gotten yourself out of a box yet. How do you outsmart woman?

mulletYno

9/4/15 1:30pm

Like TNT knows. He doesn't have the Kavorka like nashty

TNT

9/4/15 1:31pm

General Conference is the corect answer.

9/4/15 4:08pm

Find a "friend" to watch the game with.

CasualFan

9/4/15 1:45pm

Just pull your big boy pants up and let her know you're ordering it

CougarBacker

9/4/15 2:06pm

It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. Everybody knows that.

yakkamole

9/4/15 2:32pm

^^^ you blew it by discussing it. Should have just went with precedent from

cougXor

9/4/15 3:37pm

RE: How do I get my wife to agree to get cable/satellite so I can watch the

hawkeye1995

9/4/15 3:36pm

Something about growing things comes to mind.

Dr MoBYU

9/4/15 3:50pm

you say, "we are getting Satellite TV" . She says, "OK dear"

JOPE

9/4/15 4:15pm

Tell her it is a compromise on your part to get rid of cable during basketball

JayOwen

9/4/15 4:48pm

RE: How do I get my wife to agree to get cable/satellite so I can watch the

cougardog

9/8/15 11:15am

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