Oct 6, 2015
6:13:19pm
I scalped tickets once. Colorado State, 2003
I was a freshman. I threw jumbo marshmallows at the CSU players after they scored their first touchdown (was a tradition in the student section at the Big House, where I went to some games growing up).

I quickly got escorted out of the stadium and the cop made me give him my Student ID card. I said I didn't have one. He then said he was going to arrest me. I suddenly found my card. He told me I had to meet with him the next day and I was not allowed back in the stadium until after I met with him. If I came back, I would be arrested.

I left, bought a ticket from a scalper for $20, and sat in the other end zone. By the time I made it back, which was probably 15 minutes, CSU had scored like 4 touchdowns. I left at halftime. It was the most pathetic game I've ever seen live.

The next day, Officer Lemon told me he would have liked to throw marshmallows at our own players, but that it was unacceptable behavior. I told him how much I learned from that experience, how much growing up I need to do. The next weekend I made the Police Beat when I made a dry ice bomb. They still haven't caught me.
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