"No team shall fly it's own flag at an opposing teams venue on a televised broadcast whereas such team has lost more than 51% of it's rivalry games in the preceding ten years and has had a winning record of no more than 8 wins, 5 loses for 3 consecutive years.

The preceding paragraph also hereforto implies that no team outside of national rankings shall be allowed to wave it's team flag or other signage at any College Football pregame broadcast without being positioned off camera for the duration of the broadcast unless they are a participant in the televised game".

Sorry, told you. I don't just make these things up.