I better tell my wife she's the reason I'm not playing in the NFL right now.

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Dec 1, 2015
12:36:09pm

panguitch Contributor

I better tell my wife she's the reason I'm not playing in the NFL right now.

See, it wasn't all the video games and donuts. It was the fact that her love is so powerfully awesome it consumes all of my will, drive, and ambition.

(Honey, if you ever read this, it's TIC. You're the best! . . . Don't be angry . . . Sorry, I'll go take out the trash now . . .)

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panguitch

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Prepare for Tanner to take a BIG step backwards next year

12/1/15 11:07am

RE: Prepare for Tanner to take a BIG step backwards next year

BYUheaven

12/1/15 11:10am

But what if it's with an elite (unnamed) volleyball athlete?

The Lone Star Cougar

12/1/15 11:11am

she'd probably kick his trash if he takes a step back, being as competitive as

JONBOY

12/1/15 11:48am

Exactly. It would be good for him. If they've been at least somewhat an item

The Lone Star Cougar

12/1/15 12:14pm

RE: Prepare for Tanner to take a BIG step backwards next year

Byron McNertney

12/1/15 11:12am

RE: Prepare for Tanner to take a BIG step backwards next year

Thrill

12/1/15 11:14am

Uh, TH got married after his sophomore campaign. Nice click bait, though.

XORCoug

12/1/15 11:16am

And was promptly injured at the beginning of the last two seasons.

12/1/15 12:39pm

Give me a break. Of all the lame internet analysis, this point

Gavin

12/1/15 11:19am

Or it is a joke about a point I bet all of us have had pass through our minds.

12/1/15 12:40pm

Nope, it hasn't passed through mine.

Gavin

12/1/15 12:49pm

No wonder you couldn't tell it was a joke.

12/1/15 1:01pm

These are usually good for a laugh.

Belboz

12/1/15 1:02pm

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12/1/15 1:00pm

maybe one of the RBs coming back can steal his girlfriend

Beggar

12/1/15 11:22am

Are you saying Alexa Grey is going to bite Tanner? Libel alert!

12/1/15 11:27am

Hate to break this to you, but Jake Heaps *never* looked great in a real game.

PGVikingDad

12/1/15 11:47am

For a Freshman I thought he looked good vs Utah and in the Bowl game

12/1/15 2:36pm

Spoiler Alert

Belboz

12/1/15 12:11pm

Solid logic here.

Mr Bassman

12/1/15 12:24pm

But when a man is "in love" he is reported to have lower levels of testosterone

12/1/15 12:36pm

Women weaken legs

rebelCoug

12/1/15 12:35pm

I better tell my wife she's the reason I'm not playing in the NFL right now.

panguitch

12/1/15 12:36pm

Rumor is they already have a temple wedding date planned

HerkCoug

12/1/15 12:50pm

Cant be messing around with those long engagements. Just tie that knot

The Lone Star Cougar

12/1/15 12:56pm

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