My mom wouldn't let us say fart. Sounds laughable, but she still doesn't like us

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Dec 2, 2015
2:40:07am

ByuImaginesDragons All-American

My mom wouldn't let us say fart. Sounds laughable, but she still doesn't like us

saying fart around her.

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ByuImaginesDragons

Previous username: Byu Badger
Bio page: ByuImaginesDragons
Joined: Sep 18, 2001
Last login: Jun 8, 2022
Total posts: 35,487 (181 FO)

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Author

Time

POLL: How often do you swear?

Flippy

12/1/15 12:24pm

Times seem to be getting more and more distressing.

JackStack

12/1/15 12:26pm

Depends on if I am building/fixing/repairing something, and how well it is going

Ode to Hoy

12/1/15 12:26pm

^^^^^This is my trigger^^^^^

Medute

12/1/15 12:31pm

Technically, pain is the real trigger. But DIY projects up my likelihood of

12/1/15 1:48pm

fringe benefit is it cuts down on the honey-do list

blucoug18

12/1/15 12:32pm

LOL that's usually my dad. He doesn't unless he is fixing stuff or gets mad.

ByuImaginesDragons

12/2/15 2:33am

Only during rush hour . . . and my kids aren't in the car. I'm trying to

Gavin

12/1/15 12:28pm

Ya know. I have several friends that this is their trigger.

Ode to Hoy

12/1/15 12:32pm

One hour each way in Dallas peak traffic will bring out the J. Golden Kimball

Gavin

12/1/15 12:35pm

Funny enough I never swear at traffic. I just zone out and go with the "flow" (such that it is)

VACOUGFAN

12/1/15 12:36pm

Lol true!!! I visited Dallas this summer.....oh man! It's brutal.

ByuImaginesDragons

12/2/15 2:35am

(cluches the pearls) NEVER.

VACOUGFAN

12/1/15 12:29pm

I am a sailor in my head. Not sure what that means.

Triggerhappybunny

12/1/15 12:29pm

I think that's normal. Me too I say some BAD stuff in my head

ByuImaginesDragons

12/2/15 2:38am

I never swear when I'm not playing golf.

thebruce

12/1/15 12:33pm

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4mack

12/1/15 12:33pm

More than I should.

neopolitech

12/1/15 12:33pm

Although my mom didn't say a swear word, my faith was shaken when I heard her

kunarcougar

12/1/15 12:35pm

I have only heard my father swear twice during my lifetime--both were related

Gavin

12/1/15 12:42pm

My mom wouldn't let us say fart. Sounds laughable, but she still doesn't like us

ByuImaginesDragons

12/2/15 2:40am

We weren't allowed to say butt or even rear end. Only bottom was allowed.

Wear Blue

12/2/15 7:49pm

Lol sounds so ridiculous. I say words like that without a second thought.

ByuImaginesDragons

12/4/15 12:27am

Good to know I'm in good company. I should work on my mouth a bit.

tebowned

12/1/15 12:38pm

RE: POLL: How often do you swear?

12/1/15 12:38pm

I never swore growing up but after my mission I started and now I can't stop AHH

cougarnerd

12/1/15 12:40pm

I'd have a lifetime ban if I could type what I want to say...

12/1/15 12:46pm

FO FTW.

VACOUGFAN

12/1/15 12:53pm

FFFFUUUUDDDGGGEEE!!!

12/1/15 1:05pm

Where's the Only during BYU Football/Basketball Games?

JayOwen

12/1/15 1:00pm

Incredible how much BYU sports drives one to swear.

VACOUGFAN

12/1/15 1:03pm

I had never said a swear word until about 4 years ago, and now it's hard

Yvin

12/1/15 1:49pm

Once in a while my wife swears when she is really mad. It is pretty funny & cute

thecelloguy

12/1/15 2:41pm

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