I wasted 15 minutes of my life this morning on Cougarboard.

I could have eaten breakfast or something. Now I'm hungry and it's all you guy's fault!

I'm leaving! FOREVER!

Did everyone hear me? Seriously. . . I'm very very hungry and you all are to blame!

Did I mention that I'm never coming back?

I hope you all feel horrible for how you've affected my life in such an awful way.

Don't both responding because I'm not coming back to read all of your responses
(It's not like I really care, because really. . I'm not going to come back and read them. . EVER!).

OK. I'm leaving now. . . right now. . . I have one foot out the door. . is anyone going to stop me?

Fine. I'll really leave. Seriously. Bye.