Comcast: Mr. O'Fresno, we're sorry but we will not be able to install your cable Saturday afternoon like you scheduled.

Me: Okay, when can you install it then?

Comcast: How about Sunday afternoon between 2 and 4?

Me: During the Super Bowl? No thanks. Don't you have any other times available.

Comcast: Let me check... How about Saturday between 2 and 4?

Me: What? That was the time I originally signed up for. If that time slot is available, then why are you calling me to reschedule?

Comcast: [long pause] Yeah, I'm not sure...