This guy is pompous, always running his mouth. Self promoting by putting others down. A clown, a buffoon, a yewt. But we dont live or work in Utah so I doubt he has heard of the yewts.....so any way...

We work in an old plutonium processing facility. His job location is about 150 yrds from the bathroom. He noted some lower bowel grumblings and started for the bathrooms. Pressure and pain must grown exponentially because he really picked up his pace, and when he stepped up his pace coworker B jokingly stepped in front of him as if he we going to block him (coworker B now feels awful because he was not aware of the reason for coworker A's flight).

Coworker A didnt make it. Atleast that is what I discovered; a trail on the floor. We notified the shift office because we have had some issues with a mad crapper leaving his mark the past few months. The trail went for about 20 yrds and led to the center stall of the bathroom.

And there he is. Barefoot. Pants on the floor. Quietly processing a tremendous but insufficient amount of paperwork.

So, yeah, I guess he probably is a yewt.