Trust me, you guys are gonna like what's coming.

Okay, here goes. It's going to rain.

Okay, more info. It's going to rain today.

My source is telling me that not only is it going to rain today, but it will be at 4:00.

Mark it down, it will rain at 4:00 today. Done deal. The train has left the station.

Alright, I'm hearing things are still fluid. It's still gonna rain today, though.

You guys have to understand, there's a lot going on behind the scenes and the clouds have to form just right. But my source is still saying it's gonna rain. It's gonna happen.

Okay, things are still fluid. It might not rain today, but it's still happening. Clouds are still forming behind the scenes. It's going to rain someday. I have one word for you: patience.

Hey, y'all just need to relax. I've told you it's gonna rain. If not today, then tomorrow, or maybe the day after that or maybe even next month. Just be patient.

BIG NEWS: The sky just heard that you're gonna wash your car! Trust me, this has not gone unnoticed. There are rumblings. Expect rain any day now.