Ever since I have been getting drunk texts from the friends of the guy who had the number before me. It used to annoy me but then I started having fun with people. I have talked about camping trips that I never went on, allowed people to come his house but asked them to bring food, talked about life's deep questions with a drunk friend who also loves me apparently.

Yesterday was the best. 9 of his buddies formed a group text and included me in it. They planned a trip to Vegas this weekend and have talked about everything from limos to shirts with armpit pads that catch sweat. There have been about 50 or so texts between them and I hadn't said a word. They started wondering why heir friend Jed hadn't joined in on the fun and I decided it was now or never. I had a lot of fun, made them mad enough to want to start a fight, and say some things that would send me to the clink for a few days.

All in all, it was a good day. I wasted part of my workday without paying any attention to expansion. I think I might fired soon.