So yeah that's the ticket then punch him in the face and blame it on an old guy

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Oct 20, 2016
4:16:50pm

ImuaKahuku Walk-on

So yeah that's the ticket then punch him in the face and blame it on an old guy

because a young guy like you could never get the drop on an older guy like him. And if all else fails you can blame it on Trump and the DNC will come calling and you can demand lots of money and go on every lib news show and have your pic in every paper. I would say they would make you famous except almost nobody watches the lib channels nor reads the lib rags.

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a guy at work complained to me yesterday that Jamaal's rushing success is only

errhkman

10/20/16 12:39pm

you tell him that's not true. and if he says it is, you say show me.

smokymountainrain

10/20/16 12:40pm

If it were a real benefit, Alabama would be sending its offensive lineman to dig

spoxjox

10/20/16 12:40pm

This. It's such a huge advantage, that no one uses it but us.....

BabyOx

10/20/16 4:39pm

If it was such an advantage, why don't other schools encourage their FB players

RexIdaCoug

10/20/16 12:41pm

By that logic, shouldn't all our units be so dominant?

jbcoug

10/20/16 12:42pm

that's why we rule in hoops...our best players in recent history all were older

Blue streak

10/20/16 3:39pm

What Would Trump Do? Say "it's legal, you let us do it, totally fair"

Blue Skies

10/20/16 12:42pm

What would Hillary do? Hire the boss type as a paid agitator.

CougarThug

10/20/16 12:53pm

Eide - no mission. Koroma - no mission. Shoaf - just off mission.

BGRTHNUMEGO

10/20/16 12:42pm

Eide graduated from high school in 2009, pretty sure he went on a mission

TouchdownCougars

10/20/16 12:49pm

Eide went to Brazil.

BREide

10/20/16 3:21pm

Easy...everytime just say "if it's such an advantage, why aren't all colleges

SoValleyCOUG

10/20/16 12:43pm

Just shrug it off and say "I guess you don't watch much football"

GhostOf84

10/20/16 12:43pm

i like it, but i'd use pay attention rather than watch. stings a bit more.

smokymountainrain

10/20/16 12:45pm

The average BYU player is about 1.5 years older not 2-3.

Thrill

10/20/16 12:43pm

I exported the roster a year or two ago into Excel and found it to be a year

BlackBart

10/20/16 12:49pm

Here is what I'd do...

emp12

10/20/16 3:23pm

if that were true, Algie Brown would have gone for 1,000 yards last year

Y05

10/20/16 12:45pm

I am not sure if he still leads the nation in these categories, but as of a couple of weeks ago Jamaal led...

10/20/16 12:45pm

He is at the top of the nation in yards after contact. Is that the Olineman too?

cougaman

10/20/16 12:51pm

Yup, the OL obviously must be "softening up" the other team first.

CougarThug

10/20/16 12:55pm

That must be the hardest statistic to keep track of. What does it mean to be contacted? Barely touching the guy?

Crowgar

10/20/16 5:59pm

Link to "Yards after contact" stats? I can't find it anywhere.

Crowgar

10/20/16 6:08pm

I think I heard it during a game, or someone here linked a twitter post. It was

cougaman

10/20/16 6:45pm

Seems legit: higher age = better at football. I'm 35, so I am even more awesome

IndependentGeorge

10/20/16 1:05pm

If Jamal was at an SEC school with tose O-Lines his stats would be off the charts.

sakhr

10/20/16 1:50pm

anybody know the REAL data on this? i.e., avg of our starting O-line vs others?

Hill4Heisman

10/20/16 2:04pm

Hopefully you are older than him, if so, take his job because you must be better

cougschwa

10/20/16 2:11pm

he has 20 years on me at least . . .

errhkman

10/20/16 2:14pm

Then he's an old man that is clearly suffering from dementia

colocouga

10/20/16 2:23pm

The same way you would respond if someone told you the earth was flat

yewtsrnogood

10/20/16 2:22pm

that's the tactic I took.

errhkman

10/20/16 2:39pm

What does boss type mean? He isn't a boss yet but will be one?

10/20/16 2:23pm

he is one. It's what one of my first managers called managers higher up than him

errhkman

10/20/16 2:39pm

Start by partially agreeing with him, and then say BUT! The mission tends

stevebyu8

10/20/16 3:40pm

You say, "If that's really true, cool, glad to hear it."

RebelScum

10/20/16 4:07pm

Tell him that anyone with an IQ higher than 65 could figure out that

6th-Kamikaze-mission

10/20/16 4:14pm

I a sophomore RM older than a regular senior?

oldrugger

10/20/16 4:14pm

So yeah that's the ticket then punch him in the face and blame it on an old guy

ImuaKahuku

10/20/16 4:16pm

My Two Cents

emp12

10/20/16 4:24pm

well put

errhkman

10/20/16 4:43pm

His math skills are lacking

hamaca

10/20/16 4:42pm

He assumes that they have all served missions.

Big McLargeHuge

10/20/16 4:52pm

it only is legal if it is church or military service

pappabear246

10/20/16 5:08pm

It doesn't matter what he thinks. Tell him "Who knows, you might be correct".

microlex

10/20/16 5:55pm

You are correct Sir! And when you promote me to work under you, this is how I'll

Kougrage

10/20/16 7:06pm

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