... there's a relocation department in the NFL that only works once every 8-10 years. "Filing paperwork to move" implies that this is a common process and that teams do this all the time.
What paperwork is there? An application packet that only 1 of 30 NFL teams use on average, once every 10 years? Is there a special fax number for submittal or an email address that never gets used, manned by an executive waiting for a "relocation packet"?