In hell you're not allowed to take a test with some stubble either

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Feb 17, 2017
8:19:06am

Martin Van Nostrand Walk-on

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Martin Van Nostrand

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Time

POLL: As to facial hair

OU Cougar

2/17/17 7:01am

I'm clean shaven and have no choice because I'm not a manly man."

ballen

2/17/17 7:18am

Joseph Smith was not a manly man?

2FarGone

2/17/17 7:21am

I said nothing about JS, just commenting on my inability to grow facial hair.

ballen

2/17/17 8:07am

Having a beard does not make you manly

2FarGone

2/17/17 9:22am

He was obviously making a self-deprecating joke

Martin Van Nostrand

2/17/17 10:04am

Dude... I'm a 30 year old male and grow less facial hair than most 14 year olds

ballen

2/17/17 12:21pm

Yeah, I wasn't being serious either

2FarGone

2/17/17 2:58pm

How do we know Joseph Smith never had a beard?

eddog

2/18/17 8:40am

He did grow one in the jail. Had it when he showed up at nauvoo

HighHorse

2/18/17 9:56am

No facial hair but usually keep legs clean shaven. 😉

soupie

2/17/17 7:23am

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JimmyZ

2/17/17 7:31am

Noteably missing is any mention of armpit hair...

Blue Cougar

2/17/17 9:14am

RE: Noteably missing is any mention of armpit hair...

VACOUGFAN

2/17/17 9:19am

Big reflex gag reaction there!

soupie

2/17/17 9:33am

RE: Noteably missing is any mention of armpit hair...

monkeycowboy

2/17/17 9:34am

RE: Noteably missing is any mention of armpit hair...

Frank Castiglione

2/17/17 9:34am

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JimmyZ

2/17/17 9:40am

Oh yes, that's a given. The legs may depend on season and dress.

soupie

2/17/17 9:33am

Have a beard trimmer and keep a certain degree of stubble. Pole fail.

monkeycowboy

2/17/17 7:28am

major fail. have to have an option for stubble. i shave about once every two

smokymountainrain

2/17/17 7:31am

#notmarried

kotacoug

2/17/17 7:37am

Wife prefers my facial hair this way.She must be weird, but I'm not complaining.

Hotty-Toddy-Reb

2/17/17 8:36am

Thanks for the reminder that we both don't have hcbws

monkeycowboy

2/17/17 9:08am

Dude, women love stubble. It's a huge thing these days. Whole

Jay Rick

2/17/17 9:44am

RE: Dude, women love stubble. It's a huge thing these days. Whole

supertux

2/17/17 10:10am

Exactly.

Jay Rick

2/17/17 10:44am

Women love the look of stubble.... hate kissing it....

Pretorian

2/18/17 1:04pm

This exactly

kotacoug

2/18/17 6:37pm

Yup, I've got a well groomed, very short goatee

CaliWG

2/17/17 8:17am

Looks like about 40% of us are going to hell

maxpowers

2/17/17 7:28am

In hell you're not allowed to take a test with some stubble either

Martin Van Nostrand

2/17/17 8:19am

Scruffy by choice

El Careeb

2/17/17 7:30am

How about scruffy by apathy, is that the same thing? I identify as that.

Bob Sacamanno

2/17/17 7:32am

Yep, that's a better description

El Careeb

2/17/17 7:40am

Scruffy because I don't like shaving more than once a week.

endy

2/17/17 7:52am

I was clean shaven for decades until a few years ago.

Belboz

2/18/17 11:49am

I shave when I feel like it....perhaps every 2-3 weeks.

Magic8Ball

2/17/17 7:31am

I have a beard because my wife likes it.

IndependentGeorge

2/17/17 7:32am

Which is the exact reason that I don't

2FarGone

2/17/17 7:35am

You shouldn't care what IndependentGeorge's wife thinks.

endy

2/17/17 7:53am

Same. Plus I look younger with the beard. Which surprises me.

LaserCoug

2/17/17 8:04am

My wife likes it because it makes me look older.

IndependentGeorge

2/17/17 8:12am

I'm 44, and grew my first beard this year. I've never had so many people comment

PGVikingDad

2/17/17 8:25am

They are being polite

Sea Chicken

2/17/17 8:58am

I appreciate your honesty. But remember: I'm a very LARGE hillbilly.

PGVikingDad

2/17/17 10:34am

I'm 45. I go with Med Brown as well.

LaserCoug

2/17/17 10:13am

A new baby next week?! Congrats! But you're doing it wrong!

PGVikingDad

2/17/17 10:33am

he's got a few of those already too.

VACOUGFAN

2/17/17 12:48pm

I'm on round 3 for kids. Inherited 4 when I got married at first, had 3 more

LaserCoug

2/17/17 2:00pm

Just for men? Bah. Just let the real color come through. Doesn't look as fake

Frank Castiglione

2/17/17 10:18am

If you need to do the whole beard, let it go natural. A couple spots -

LaserCoug

2/17/17 10:19am

My whole beard has been mostly gray since I was in Afghanistan. Aged a bit

Frank Castiglione

2/17/17 10:41am

I lost my beard of 4 months yesterday

Pretorian

2/17/17 8:15am

I hope you find it soon. Did you look on your face?

John Doe

2/17/17 8:33am

Every time I walk by a mirror I expect it to be there but it's not...

Pretorian

2/17/17 11:12am

scruffy because shaving my neck is incredibly irritating and gives me

supertux

2/17/17 8:22am

RE: POLL: As to facial hair

Frank Castiglione

2/17/17 8:50am

Bearded bec I HATE shaving.

VACOUGFAN

2/17/17 8:51am

And that white gives you instant cred with the unix users

LaserCoug

2/18/17 10:06am

clean shaven b/c I could go to jail otherwise (due to Navy regulations)

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